The words in quotations have the exact same letters as the sentences that follow. It is very eerie how they fit. Hmmmmmmmm. Feel free to use them in your next conversation.
"Dormitory" - Dirty Room
"Evangelist" - Evil's Agent
"Desperation" - A Rope Ends It
"The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots
"Slot Machines" - Cash Lost in 'em
"Animosity" - Is No Amity
"Mother-in-law" - Woman Hitler
"Snooze Alarms" - Alas! No More Z's
"Alec Guinness" - Genuine Class
"Semolina" - Is No Meal
"The Public Art Galleries" - Large Picture Halls, I Bet
"A Decimal Point" - I'm a Dot in Place
"The Earthquakes" - That Queer Shake
"Eleven plus two" - Twelve plus one
"Contradiction" - Accord not in it
Here are some big daddy ones...
"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in
the mind to suffer the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune."
Anagram: "In one of the Bard's
best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero,
Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
Anagram: "A thin man ran; makes a
large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!"
"President Clinton of the USA" Anagram: "To copulate he finds