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• Drink until she's cute, but stop before the wedding • 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence? • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm • I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder • Don't hit a man with glasses..... use your fist • Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol • I intend to live forever - so far, so good • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes • When everything's going your way, you're driving in the wrong lane • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy • Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you • If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they • When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded • Excuses and opinions are like butts everyone's got 'em and they all stink. • Save the whales. Collect the whole set. • A day without sunshine is, like, night. • On the other hand, you have different fingers. • Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory. • 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. • Perhaps you're diagonally parked in a parallel universe. • Honk if you love peace and quiet. • Remember, half the people you know are below average. • Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular. • He who laughs last thinks slowest. • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. • Drive way too fast and you don't have to worry about cholesterol. • If you intend to live forever, so far, so good. • Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back. • Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have. • If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence. • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. • For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques. • No one is listening until you make a mistake. • Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view. • The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. • The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. • To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. • You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. • A clear conscience is frequently the sign of a bad memory. • If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. • If you're not wasted, the day is.
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